How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt Tickets 2026

2026 schedule, ticket prices, theater dates, and upcoming performances.

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Updated: November 5, 2026

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt continues its 2026 theater run with performances scheduled through February 28, 2027. Browse upcoming dates, compare ticket prices, and check available seating options for shows happening at theaters across the tour schedule.

  • Final Tour Date February 28, 2027
  • 11 Upcoming Shows
  • Feb 6 Next Show
  • $40 Tickets From
  • $139 Average Ticket Price
How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt Tickets 2026
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  • Feb 6 · 7:00 PM · Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
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Upcoming How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt Performances

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Upcoming Shows: 11
  • Feb 06, 2027, 7:00 PM Sat — MUSICAL / PLAY, Weekend Event: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $55, Avg. price ~ $105, Tickets Available: 69. View Tickets
  • Feb 09, 2027, 7:00 PM Tue — MUSICAL / PLAY: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $55, Avg. price ~ $107, Tickets Available: 89. View Tickets
  • Feb 13, 2027, 1:30 PM Sat — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand, Weekend Event: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $69, Avg. price ~ $141, Tickets Available: 64. View Tickets
  • Feb 13, 2027, 7:00 PM Sat — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand, Weekend Event: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $50, Avg. price ~ $134, Tickets Available: 82. View Tickets
  • Feb 16, 2027, 7:00 PM Tue — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $71, Avg. price ~ $141, Tickets Available: 90. View Tickets
  • Feb 17, 2027, 7:00 PM Wed — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $71, Avg. price ~ $134, Tickets Available: 54. View Tickets
  • Feb 19, 2027, 7:00 PM Fri — MUSICAL / PLAY, Best Value, High Demand: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $40, Avg. price ~ $139, Tickets Available: 63. View Tickets
  • Feb 20, 2027, 8:00 PM Sat — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand, Weekend Event: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $71, Avg. price ~ $137, Tickets Available: 76. View Tickets
  • Feb 23, 2027, 7:00 PM Tue — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $71, Avg. price ~ $135, Tickets Available: 74. View Tickets
  • Feb 27, 2027, 1:30 PM Sat — MUSICAL / PLAY, High Demand, Weekend Event, Pay Later Available: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $103, Avg. price ~ $148, Tickets Available: 30. View Tickets
  • Feb 28, 2027, 1:30 PM Sun — MUSICAL / PLAY, Best Value, High Demand, Weekend Event: How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre • 380 seats, Speer Blvd &, Arapahoe St, Denver, CO 80204, US. From $40, Avg. price ~ $118, Tickets Available: 45. View Tickets

About How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt is part of the current 2026 theater season, with performances scheduled across multiple cities. Ticket prices and seating availability can change throughout the run, especially for weekend dates and premium orchestra sections. Midweek performances sometimes offer better prices and more seating options.

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt Ticket Prices

Compare ticket prices, seating ranges, and average costs by performance date.
VenueCityStandard RangeAvg. ticket price
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 06, 2027
Denver, CO
$55-$110
$105
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 09, 2027
Denver, CO
$55-$110
$107
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 13, 2027
Denver, CO
$69-$150
High Demand
$141
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 13, 2027
Denver, CO
$50-$150
High Demand
$134
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 16, 2027
Denver, CO
$71-$150
High Demand
$141
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 17, 2027
Denver, CO
$71-$150
High Demand
$134
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 19, 2027
Denver, CO
$40-$150
Best ValueHigh Demand
$139
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 20, 2027
Denver, CO
$71-$150
High Demand
$137
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 23, 2027
Denver, CO
$71-$150
High Demand
$135
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 27, 2027
Denver, CO
$103-$150
Narrow Price RangeHigh Demand
$148
Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre
Feb 28, 2027
Denver, CO
$40-$150
Best ValueHigh Demand
$118

Prices reflect current market listings and may change.

Ticket prices for How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt can change based on demand, seating section, performance date, and remaining inventory. Weekend and premium orchestra seats usually cost more than midweek or mezzanine seating options.

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt On Tour

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How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt FAQ

Answers about ticket prices, theater dates, venues, and upcoming performances.

How much are How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt tickets?

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt tickets start at $40, with average prices around $135. Prices can shift depending on the date, seating section, and current demand.

When is the next How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt performance?

The next How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt show is scheduled for February 6, 2027 at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre in Denver, CO.

How many How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt performances are scheduled?

There are currently 11 upcoming How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt performances scheduled through February 28, 2027.

Where is How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt playing?

How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt is currently scheduled at Dorota & Kevin Kilstrom Theatre in Denver, CO. Additional performance dates may be added throughout the season.

Do How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt ticket prices change often?

Ticket prices can change quickly depending on demand, seating inventory, weekends, and how close the performance date gets.

Are weekday How to Conquer America: A Mostly True History of Yogurt performances cheaper?

Usually, yes. Midweek theater performances often cost less than Friday or weekend shows, especially for high-demand productions.